Roger the Dodger, a Blue Jay in the Tilford Community of Tanyard In Butler claims that new resident there, Pee Wee Herman is freaking out the whole neighborhood.
"We've been here for hundreds of years, before any people at all except the occasional Cherokee or Pawnee and nothing like this has ever happened before", Roger reportedly told his friend Ima Tit. "Now that that freak has moved in, my whole family has to be careful where they eat or, especially, bath."
"We've seen him too", answered Ima, according to neighbor, Holder Tit. "Since he's found out what kind of bird we are, he's always around peeking though those binoculars. No doubt, looking for Tits."
"I wouldn't mind if he'd quit whispering about us Jaybirds getting naked. He's got a one-tracked mind. I've seen to it that the wife and eggs are down there on Dog Creek where he hardly ever goes. Guess he's had some bad experiences with neighborhood dogs before."
"We'll definitely have all the guys get together in that big Oak Tree down near the old Fred Willson place and talk this thing out. We birds have to stick together."
"Are you guys talking about Pee Wee?"
"Oh, hi Robin, yes we're planning to have a get-together at that big oak tree down by the old Fred Willson house."
"Just wanted to let you guys know that now Herman's running around with his field glasses around his neck and nothing else on. I 'spotted' him near our nest this morning. Got him good, right on the head! It's easy to see where he got the name Pee Wee."
"Well, gotta fly. At the big oak later, guys?"
"At the big oak, later!"
