The NFL Network just announced that afternoon anchor Andrew Siciliano is "scheduled for a surgical procedure" in June to remedy resistance problems caused by his drastically oversized ears. Siciliano recently has griped on a few occasions that the…
Last night in Vancouver, Canada, Miley Cyrus kicked off her much-hyped Bangerz world tour with both her immense talent and not so sexy show. In fact, if you are one of those creeps that used to hide in the back of an Adult Bookstore and peep at t...
Although they are being billed with such names as "Cat Head", "Trout Ears" and "The Man With The Octopus Arms", American scientists who have watched the Chinese Circus in Europe say that these freaks are not by nature but by DNA experiments. "They...
Although not as expensive to produce and not usually considered as "good" as motion pictures, television (TV) shows are still, by everyone's standards except, perhaps, those of Bill Gates, costly and, therefore, even their goofs, flubs, fuckups, boners, and bloopers, as mistakes by cast and crew are called (except when they're called outtakes or, in England, "a comedy of errors"), are often preser...
TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...
"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?" Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...
Granite Co.- Chuck Unger, the typically reserved and grizzled dairy farmer from Tuckersville, Pa., is now officially a freak. Well, at least from August 21-27. Organizers of the Granite County Fair, an extremely popular annual event, have decid...
Swindon, Wilts - UK - Doctors are baffled (copyright:rentacliche.con) as to why Swindon man and self-confessed genetic freak Lazlo O'Grady was born with two arse holes. It appears that Lazlo O'Grady has one arse hole for the usual designated funct...
Waiting, is it worth the wait? Seaton Carew, a man who lives locally, has appeared in the news several times after being forced to wait. He now is enduring the possibly second longest wait of his exsistence, the first longest wait may become apparent when the current wait has finished. Due to circumstances now beyond his control, but initially within his control before he lost control, Ca...
There was an unusual motor vehicle collision on the south-bound lanes of Interstate Highway 95 just outside Savannah, Georgia. Georgia State Police report that a vehicle driven by a dwarf collided with a pick-up truck carrying a pair of Siamese T...
Roger the Dodger, a Blue Jay in the Tilford Community of Tanyard In Butler claims that new resident there, Pee Wee Herman is freaking out the whole neighborhood. "We've been here for hundreds of years, before any people at all except the occasiona...
In a day of unprecedented weather 'strangeness' TV anchor Bill O'Reilly stated categorically that in his opinion,'Something fishy is going on here.' As indeed there was. Buffalo NY was left reeling under a nonsensical anchovy downpour, which wa...
A closely-guarded secret was revealed in a news conference today, when the parents of the as-yet unborn conjoined twins in Shropshire, told the gathered members of the world's Press that they too are conjoined! Richard and Sally Goebbels, of Shrew...
1.) STD's are hot. What is more fun than having chronic genital herpes the rest of your life? Warts are a great way to attract suitors; those sexy blisters are a red light to the opposite sex signaling a great partner.
Lilly stood proudly before her recently screaming accomplishment. Her not so long ago ecstatic looked up at his objecto de entusiasmo and pled: "Please be real" "What can be realerer than 'sucky sucky' (quoting her only favorite line from the otherwise ridiculous Officer and A Gentleman) ."Imaginary sucky sucky?", replied the then freaked out freak. To which the Li...
On Tuesday, March 27, 2007, Lucky Charms will sponsor the national sugar induced freak out for ADD At three a.m. PST, an estimated 350 people will eat seven bowls of sugar coated Lucky Charms and then freak out from the sugar rush to follow. "I...
Madison, Wisconsin - April Wright loves death. Her sunny two bedroom apartment here in Madison is a veritable shrine to life's last act. This chipper 23-year-old isn't some sort of maudlin freak, she's just one of the growing number of American...
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