The KKK Are A Bunch Of Sissies

Written by WhoAreYouAll

Monday, 5 April 2010


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Remember a time when people actually took the KKK seriously? Before, when Klansmen and Head Members didn't have guest appearances on The Jerry Springer Show. Seems those days have finally passed and now it's just a bunch of red necks dressed up in Halloween costumes.

I mean they can't even do anything anymore. The KKK acting out has become so much of a rarity that anyone who gets lynched or murdered immediately becomes a martyr. All the KKK were, are, and ever will be is a bunch of brain dead morons, the leeches of our society. The thing is that our media has over-popularized the KKK and all other hate groups so much that the concept is now tediously boring. The nucleus of stupidity changes from year to year but right now, anyone who's in the KKK is right in the eye of the storm.

I'm pretty sure that every KKK member ever has lead a Jerry Springer worthy life. I'm guessing about half of them slept with their sisters. And at least all of them a product of incestuous reproduction. Maybe that's why Jerry Springer's show is really dependent on the Klansmen. Nothing says comedic relief like inbred half-vegetative southerners. There aren't any KKK here up north. Actually there should be. In fact that would be a fantastic Reality TV Show. A Klansman Up In New York. Never mind, it's much better as a gang-rape gore fetish porno.

If you're a member of the KKK and you're reading this don't forget to tip the guy you're paying to read this for you. And this is to the guy who's reading for the KKK member. I'm pretty sure you get a badge for killing someone like him. Actually no one would care. Cause no one gives a shit about anything these guys do anymore. Well, it's not like they do anything to start with.

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