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Funny story: Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King Of Something.

Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King Of Something.

President Extraordinaire, Donald Trump, has bought the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first, the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly 50 times the size of their own native homeland of Denm...

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Funny story: SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un's Good Ole Boy Meeting

SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un's Good Ole Boy Meeting

Our ever-vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called 'historic' meeting between big-wigs Vladimir 'the Impaler' Putin and Kim 'Moe haircut' Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent or the Pilsbury Doughbo...

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Funny story: Oh, My God! It's Not.... Not.... Not PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION Time Again Is It???????

Oh, My God! It's Not.... Not.... Not PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION Time Again Is It???????

Noooooooooooooooo! It can't be! It's inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can't be true! IT CAN'T BE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SEASON AGAIN!!!!!!! It seems like the last one just ended. I still haven't recovered from that one yet. The scars haven...

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Funny story: Blond President Jokes

Blond President Jokes

1. What is fine dining to the Blond President? Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald's. 2. How does the Blond President find a new wife? He goes to the Walmart Discount East European Find A Sexy Wife website. 3. What did the Blon...

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Funny story: “Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” - HORSE MANURE!!!!!

“Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” - HORSE MANURE!!!!!

They say that using pot has no lasting effects on the brain. Well, I have an ongoing experiment in that very field of study in my own apartment everyday. Living in a work apartment brings one into contact with people one normally would never meet,...

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Funny story: Do you get it?

Do you get it?

A new report published this year by urdata4us has revealed that 50% of people “just don’t get it”. It has been found that most people believe that at least one person in their lives “doesn’t get it”. A similar study counter-acted these claims by sugg...

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Funny story: Trump Gets Wiping Papers

Trump Gets Wiping Papers

While the rest of us were sitting down for Christmas Dinner, our Commander In Chief was working out a tough situation in the White House bathroom. After hours of pushing, it seemed the deal was just not going to gain the necessary backing to meet th...

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Funny story: Liberals Are Fat And Fed Up!! And Trump is to blame

Liberals Are Fat And Fed Up!! And Trump is to blame

We figured out what's behind the obesity epidemic plaguing liberal woman everywhere. And it's not what you think.. Liberal millennial women from all walks of life have decided to put their differences aside and work together, seeking answers to t...

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Funny story: Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape

Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape

Jack Mehoff, a new prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary, was involved with the escape of Dick Smalley, a psychopath who has killed over 46 people in Salem, Oregon. Charged for helping with an escape, he claims it was an accident, the main factor bei...

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Funny story: Man Uses Minimum Amount of Toilet Paper to Avoid Responsibility of Changing the Roll

Man Uses Minimum Amount of Toilet Paper to Avoid Responsibility of Changing the Roll

Armidale, NSW - BA student Kyle Sanders, boarding in university accommodation, reportedly left the bathroom yesterday following a 'comfort stop' in which he used only 4 squares of toilet paper, the bare minimum required to avoid having to change the...

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Funny story: Prices of guitars skyrocketing - Buy one now before they cost more than you do!

Prices of guitars skyrocketing - Buy one now before they cost more than you do!

Hipsters, douche-bags, failed musicians, and people without many friends alike need to buy their guitars and fast. As summer rolls around, the beaches of the coasts are going to be flooded with morons, failing college students, hot babes and guys...

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Funny story: Elderly Take Over Virginia Old Folks Home

Elderly Take Over Virginia Old Folks Home

At 5:56 p.m on August 11, 2014, Christiansberg, Virginia police received a call from inside the Christiansberg Retirement Home. On the other line was a frightened employee who claimed that the entire home was being taken over by riot. I am as sho...

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Funny story: Long-Lost Child About to Knock on Your Door

Long-Lost Child About to Knock on Your Door

Your Home, USA - Sources have reported that the child you have abandoned years ago is on your front step right now and is gearing up to knock on your door. The child, who was conceived 13 years ago at a Red Roof Inn Motel out by the airport, has t...

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Funny story: Pokémon: The Terrible Terrifying Truth

Pokémon: The Terrible Terrifying Truth

Another brutal day at work. Another round of layoffs hit your firm so you grudgingly accept Fate's cruel hand and settle into the humdrum monotony of missed deadlines, angry emails, and screaming bosses. You finally arrive at your sanctuary: home, a bastion of refuge against the assaulting waves of crap called life. As you kick off your shoes, the glow of a portable screen plastered to the face of...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Pope Francis this morning stated that it was permissible for Catholic Clowns to use blown up condoms to make poodles and other small animals out of them. "But no eroticism or use of French Ticklers ot glow-in-the-dark!" The Clowns were overjoye...

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Funny story: Weak End At Bernies Movies For 24 Hours

Weak End At Bernies Movies For 24 Hours

My grandfather was over spending the weekend at my college as I had an extra room and the rest of the family told me it was my time. Gramps is not a bad old guy, just a little senile but mostly lonesome as all his old friends are dead. "Grandpa, there's a 'Weekend At Bernies' marathon on this weekend. I need to go out and do some stuff, I'll get it started for you. If you get tired, turn it...

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Funny story: Comic Book Men - New Rival Show to AMC's The Walking Dead

Comic Book Men - New Rival Show to AMC's The Walking Dead

Mother's Basement - With the rising popularity, and obsession with AMC's, "The Walking Dead," the airing of "Comic Book Men" has been pushed back to the wee hours of the morning. This is very concerning to very few in society. When "Comic Book Me...

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