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Trump Gets Wiping Papers

Funny story: Trump Gets Wiping Papers

While the rest of us were sitting down for Christmas Dinner, our Commander In Chief was working out a tough situation in the White House bathroom. After hours of pushing, it seemed the deal was just not going to gain the necessary backing to meet th...

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BREAKING NOW: LIBERALS ARE FAT AND FED UP,!! And Trump is to blame

We figured out what's behind the obesity epidemic plaguing liberal woman everywhere. AND it's not what you think.. Liberal millennial women from all walks of life have decided to put their differences aside and work together seeking answers to th...

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Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape

Jack Mehoff, a new prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary, was involved with the escape of Dick Smalley, a psychopath who has killed over 46 people in Salem, Oregon. Charged for helping with an escape, he claims it was an accident, the main factor bei...

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Man Uses Minimum Amount of Toilet Paper to Avoid Responsibility of Changing the Roll

Funny story: Man Uses Minimum Amount of Toilet Paper to Avoid Responsibility of Changing the Roll

Armidale, NSW - BA student Kyle Sanders, boarding in university accommodation, reportedly left the bathroom yesterday following a 'comfort stop' in which he used only 4 squares of toilet paper, the bare minimum required to avoid having to change the...

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Prices of guitars skyrocketing - Buy one now before they cost more than you do!

Funny story: Prices of guitars skyrocketing - Buy one now before they cost more than you do!

Hipsters, douche-bags, failed musicians, and people without many friends alike need to buy their guitars and fast. As summer rolls around, the beaches of the coasts are going to be flooded with morons, failing college students, hot babes and guys...

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Elderly Take Over Virginia Old Folks Home

At 5:56 p.m on August 11, 2014, Christiansberg, Virginia police received a call from inside the Christiansberg Retirement Home. On the other line was a frightened employee who claimed that the entire home was being taken over by riot. I am as sho...

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Long-Lost Child About to Knock on Your Door

Your Home, USA - Sources have reported that the child you have abandoned years ago is on your front step right now and is gearing up to knock on your door. The child, who was conceived 13 years ago at a Red Roof Inn Motel out by the airport, has t...

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Pokémon: The Terrible Terrifying Truth

Another brutal day at work. Another round of layoffs hit your firm so you grudgingly accept Fate's cruel hand and settle into the humdrum monotony of missed deadlines, angry emails, and screaming bosses. You finally arrive at your sanctuary: home, a bastion of refuge against the assaulting waves of crap called life. As you kick off your shoes, the glow of a portable screen plastered to the face of...

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Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Funny story: Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Pope Francis this morning stated that it was permissible for Catholic Clowns to use blown up condoms to make poodles and other small animals out of them. "But no eroticism or use of French Ticklers ot glow-in-the-dark!" The Clowns were overjoye...

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Weak End At Bernies Movies For 24 Hours

Funny story: Weak End At Bernies Movies For 24 Hours

My grandfather was over spending the weekend at my college as I had an extra room and the rest of the family told me it was my time. Gramps is not a bad old guy, just a little senile but mostly lonesome as all his old friends are dead. "Grandpa, there's a 'Weekend At Bernies' marathon on this weekend. I need to go out and do some stuff, I'll get it started for you. If you get tired, turn it...

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Comic Book Men - New Rival Show to AMC's The Walking Dead

Mother's Basement - With the rising popularity, and obsession with AMC's, "The Walking Dead," the airing of "Comic Book Men" has been pushed back to the wee hours of the morning. This is very concerning to very few in society. When "Comic Book Me...

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Germans Getting Close to Writing Satire

Funny story: Germans Getting Close to Writing Satire

In a groundbreaking writer's conference overnight session, German writers have come very close to creating the first ever "funny" writing composition in their own language. President Munchen von Hausen, speaking for the group, said, " Although ve...

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Whistling Percy

My Gerbil Percy (a name is ever there was one) loves to whistle tunes, you'll catch him on a Friday night whilst whistly at the moon. But that's not all you see he puts on quite a show, he's no one trick pony no, he's more feathers to his bow. He spins plates with spaghetti and twirls amongst confetti, a real sight or so I am told. A hearty soul my Percy Pal I'm so glad to have known. He...

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That Budgie of Mine

That Budgie Harold of mine, forever drinking and all the time. A squirt of whisky, a glug of Guinness it's surprise at all he's still here with us. There he go a shouhy loud at regulare passer-by, shouby in the morning tide this budgie who imbibe. But what else for a bird who sing and squawk and scream, we hang him by the lamppost bright and watch him gently dream. God Harold, noddy...

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Edward Snowden: "I thought I was writing an article for The Spoof..."

Edward Snowden, the man the United States is undergoing an international man hunt to pursue, stated on Tuesday that the he was just publishing an article for The Spoof via his iPhone 5. Snowden stated, "I thought, hey...wouldn't it be funny to th...

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Teams Most Likely to Win World Series

As baseball season progresses, so does our understanding of what teams are playoff contenders and what teams are local pie-eating contenders in their respective regions. In this post, I will notify you of what teams to keep a close eye on as the play...

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Astronaut Deeply Regrets Eating Chipotle Before Take-Off

KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, FL - Inspired by Red Bull's Stratos project in which Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner was sent to jump from earths' stratosphere, Chipotle Mexican Grill has decided that they too want participate in galactic marketing. A...

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Area Man High on Life, PCP

Funny story: Area Man High on Life, PCP

OGDEN, UT- With a spring in his step and a song in his heart, area man Brandon Davis, 30, is high on life, PCP. "I feel great," said Davis, whose outlook derives from fresh air, warm sunshine, and 5 to 10mg of phencyclidine. "It's like I could tak...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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