A group of highly intelligent computer techs. residing in Scotland have today 'come out of the closet'. YES - they have admitted to being ardent fans of Susan Boyle.
They have been sneaking around borrowing their mothers' CD's of Susan and illegally copying them as they didn't DARE go into stores and openly buy them over the counter.
Now they are so tired of 'hiding'. "It's taking up too much energy," admitted spokesman Callum McMac. " We've decided to come clean and hope that our close friends and family will not think any less of us.
We are tired of having to take turns as look-out on the office door when we get a craving for a Susan video. We're saving up for a trip to Bonnie Blackburn to visit our idol's home."
One of his colleagues is said to have taken to wearing pearls in honour of Susan and another has stopped plucking his eyebrows. Yet another has started making a quilt out of 6" x 6" squares of a variety of tartans.
They hope to present Susan with the finished quilt if and when they get to meet her.
So far, none of their family members or friends can be reached for comment. It is believed that some of these folk have entered the 'Witness Protection
Programme', being too ashamed to live their normal lives for fear of being ridiculed in public.
More to follow.
