Actual quote from the end of Middlesbrough Evening Gazette article about a Grangetown man's beating"
"The dad's left leg was crushed and deformed and later had to be amputated by surgeons below the knee."
Does that mean the surgeons were dwarfs?
A headline of another story reads:
"POLICE CALLED AS MAN CLIMBS ON TO A GRANGETOWN ROOF"
I read the story out of curiosity because I had witnessed the event. They missed out the bit about him being fat and jolly, sporting a nifty red suit, black boots and a gorgeous white fluffy beard.
Also with the police was a scruffy traffic warden, ticket in hand, poised and ready to give it to the man when he came down. When asked 'Why she had written him a ticket' she grinned a toothless grin after taking the 'fag' out of her mouth and spluttered,
"E's parked 'is effing reindeers on double yella lines yer tosser, why d'ye fink. Arm not stoopid yer know. I almost got a GCSE".
