Washington AC/DC - (Trailer Trash): Did a Monica Lewinsky blowjob gag George Tenet's 'Tiger Woods/under age Chelsea Clinton back-of-the-presidential-limo shag' CIA probe?
"That's not all that's gagged," latest Tiger Woods squeeze and Capitol Hill intern Selena Slut-Knickers said today.
"It's Bill, he's Ti's babyfather! He shagged some Bajan BBC newsreader called Moira Stewpot (sic) during his Rhodes Scholar days in Oxford! Tiger's his secret little cub!"
Ms Slut-Knickers says as a confidante of Ms Lewinsky and relief masseuse to Tiger Woods she's picked up a tale or two in recent weeks.
"That massive philandering ego of Tiger's? Inherited it from Bill, his Pa!
"When George W Bush found out he had the presidential limo sprayed with tropical insecticide. And renamed the presidential Cadillac The Beast - after Tiger Woods!"
Apparently the whole sordid scandal's been "lying around dormant, gestating in bile," the reformed porn movie actress said on her blogsite.
"Chelsea was seventeen when Tiger made the Beast with Two Backs in her Pa's armored car.
"Next thing she knew the Secret Service were swarming all over her, swabbing her down for DNA and telling her incest is still a major offence in all the USA.
"Imagine."
Elin Woods' identical twin sister is one hot-assed corporate lawyer.
