Everything must go!

Funny story written by matwil

Thursday, 4 June 2009

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For Sale : One Labour Party, many previous owners. Current owner about to become unemployed, needs quick sale.

Comes with endless free holidays, travel, meals, trees, horse manure, and Hazel Blears.

Was red coloured, now white, or pinkish from a distance. Serious problem with rust needs attention.

2 free pornographic movies thrown in for nothing, no capital gains tax needed on purchase of Party.

Will take seat in the House of Lords as payment, otherwise £2-15 cash o.n.o. No Yokos or time-wasters please.

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