Taliban trap Pakistan with 72 virgin promise

Funny story written by Lostinrandomworld

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

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Taliban promise of Virgin...no, not that kind of Virgin!

Guys, I am dead serious about the above statement. Make no mistake in judging it. It's just a matter of time and the form in which Taliban will appear in Islamabad. Going by the history of Pakistan- from the concept of creation to the surrender in hand of Taliban, it was just a matter of time. When and How?

Consider few facts: 1. Pakistan was created by people who thought of Islam in their mind and of no other religion in site and their co-existence together. 2. The Mass migration of people based on faith, leaving behind a history, tradition, culture, wealth, and feeling. 3. The rise of religious-fanatics in the army, so-called the Taliban of 80's to fight Russian. And 4th the idea that they can govern their land with the crocked Stone-Age rules where they believe that man can only rule that land.

Now, with the deal, they had with the government of Pakistan, they have virtually won a major battle to rule the land with Islamic Law which only these illiterate Mullahs can understand and explain. Sometime people wonder how come the educated people surrender to them in the first place. Anyway, with Swat and surrounding area, under control, they are already moving to other part to implement their version of government and law.

But the biggest surprise of all is the Taliban are already in Islamabad. People are now discovering that the most of the army personal, who are in some form have very much similar ideas to Taliban, are already on the street of capital. They are just waiting for their commander to show up in few hours and declare their allegiance to them.

At the time of writing this, Islamabad was reported to over run by the Taliban and is waiting find their first target to nuke in a sign to show solidarity with the Seventy-two virgin waiting in heaven. You may remember that Taliban had promised that those who give life for their cause will be rewarded with Seventy-two unwed, untouched virgin.

The irony is that when those people who turned up at the gate of heaven as they were promised, they are turned to hell where they are punished with 72 deaths.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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