Following the events of Sunday, 2 February, when a radicalised Islamist attacked innocent people on the streets of London, and it turned out that he had been released from jail only a few days earlier, halfway through a prison sentence for terrorist...
Following a spate of vicious attacks on innocent members of the public by Seagullist extremists, our Prime Minister announced he plans to tackle this growing problem. Speaking in Birmingham earlier today, and wearing a protective shower cap, David...
The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden Pigsty (or, if you prefer, of the Houses of Perishing in Warminster). And you have you forgotten already about the millions of peo...
MOSUL- The fabled story book character, Little Miss Muffet, has joined the notorious Islamic State. In a video published on Al Jazeera, Miss Muffet, dressed in a suicide vest and bearing an AK-47, pledged to bring "glory to the Caliph" and "wipe o...
In a undisclosed university somewhere on the North American Contingent, tragedy has struck a small frat house. A Pakistani student with links to Al Qaeda has returned to his homeland to take up arms and fight for the Taliban. The student departed sev...
As reported, Representative Peter King (R-NY) has begun hearings on the radicalization of the Muslim community in the U.S. His congressional committee has decided to extend its mandate to cover certain business groups in the U.S., including the 7-11...
Blackburn, UK, 14.05.2011: After yesterday's not so epic final chapter in the Premier League title in Blackburn, 1-1, and after the penalty most fans fell asleep, it seems a serious incident happened as Chicharito left the ground. Chicharito was o...
Public Relation troubles continue for plans on the Muslim 9/11 Bomb Memorial in NYC as the second Imam spokesman for the project was forced to resign after yet more inflammatory statements enraged all New Yorkers, with the exception of the Mayor, Mi...
That's it - another official edict issued by Islamist fatwa-ists. There is no fun in fundamentalism. Militants in war-torn southern Somalia have issued another ridiculous so-called religious edict. This one bans men from shaking hands with women...
Chubby Butterworth head of the "Fat is Beautiful Society" of California has issued a statement on behalf of his half-million members. The society has been campaigning for years to end discrimination in America against fat and obese people. Chubby, who is not keeping well, issued the following statement from his hospital bed - wards two, three and four: "We, the calorie challenged people...
Somewhat predictably, a radical extremist website has urged followers to kill UK MPs who voted in favour of the Iraq war; publishing a list of all 383 of them, their constituency addresses, the whereabouts of their second and third homes and the hot...
I've concluded that: All non-denominational and Evangelical Christians are kooks, just like Pat Robertson, who stated that God allowed events such as 9/11, hurricane Katrina, and the earthquake in Haiti to happen because of immorality. All Catholics support the practice of Priests buggering boys because they have not spoken out enough against their Church for failing to stop it. All Bap...
Multi-culti tolerant US and especially New York are in a desperate turmoil because extremists want to build a Mosque next door to the 9/11 Ground Zero site. This is causing much disbelief among New Yorkers who feel that the site chosen for the Mo...
A large military academy has been built close to a Mosque run by extremists, causing worshippers to complain. The Sandshoe Academy will be used to train officer cadets. However, nearby is the Mohammad Hurst Mosque. Imam Mohammad Al Kaeeda sai...
Guys, I am dead serious about the above statement. Make no mistake in judging it. It's just a matter of time and the form in which Taliban will appear in Islamabad. Going by the history of Pakistan- from the concept of creation to the surrender in hand of Taliban, it was just a matter of time. When and How? Consider few facts: 1. Pakistan was created by people who thought of Islam in their mind...
Finsbury Park, London, England - Hook handed Islamic Fundamentalist Abdul Rahman today made the astonishing claim that the Mexican outbreak of swine-flu was a direct result of Divine retribution against the decadent west. "You have been warned. We...
A Muslim Extremist who is recovering after a near-death experience, has astounded clerics with his extraordinary tale of what happened to him after his near-death. Would-be suicide bomber, Abdul al-Habiri, aborted his plan only moments before he w...
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