Here is the menu from Hillary Clinton's lunch in Baghdad:
Entree
Sheep's eyeballs roasted with parsley, thyme and rosemary's chopped-off hand
Cockroach falafel
Pureed goat's droppings in a dressing of balsamic vinegar, wrapped in poison ivy leaves
Main course
Frog's spare ribs wrapped in a deep-fried empty Red Crescent food parcel
Bits of sheep, peppered with shrapnel
Bits of Iraqi, sprayed with Texan DDT
Desert
Camel's tail ice cream
Turkish delight in genocide sauce
American apple pie, flown in by helicopter to make up for all the Iraqi children killed by it
Coffee, laced with arsenic
Tea, laced with even more arsenic, dammit
Few drops of fruit juice in a glass of cyanide, for heaven's sake
'U Qan't Qill th'Undead' Chocolates
Brandy
Billeo et Monika cigar
followed by:
Entertainment and Games
Baghdad Formation Corpses Motorcycle Display Team
Mrs. Clinton's knife-into-the-back-throwing exhibition
'Name That CIA Poison Gas' quiz
'Spot The Difference' contest - dinner guests have to try and spot the difference between American-bombed Palestinian hospitals, American-bombed Iraqi hospitals, and American-bombed Libyan hospitals
Pass The Suicide Parcel
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