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Funny story: Popeye’s Announces That They Will Be Discontinuing Their Chicken Wings and Sushi Sandwich

Popeye’s Announces That They Will Be Discontinuing Their Chicken Wings and Sushi Sandwich

PONCHATOULA, Louisiana – (Satire News) - After getting lots and lots of complaints from millions of customers, Popeye’s has issued a statement that they are immediately discontinuing their most recent menu addition. Spokesperson Devonna Swilltiggy…

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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box To Add A Brand New Menu Item

Jack-In-The-Box To Add A Brand New Menu Item

SAN DIEGO, California - The Jack-In-The-Box fast food chain has just made a major announcement. Corporate spokeswoman Buffy Buttonburg told the news media that the company will be adding a new menu item effective April 2, 2014. Miss Buttonburg,...

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Funny story: Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerat...

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Funny story: Hillary's Baghdad lunch menu

Hillary's Baghdad lunch menu

Here is the menu from Hillary Clinton's lunch in Baghdad: Entree Sheep's eyeballs roasted with parsley, thyme and rosemary's chopped-off hand Cockroach falafel Pureed goat's droppings in a dressing of balsamic vinegar, wrapped in poison ivy leaves Main course Frog's spare ribs wrapped in a deep-fried empty Red Crescent food parcel Bits of sheep, peppered with shrapnel Bits of Iraqi...

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Funny story: Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.

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Funny story: Edible animal found in Paris!

Edible animal found in Paris!

Paris- Confusion reigns in the French capital tonight as the shocking news that an edible animal, that does not appear to be on any menu, was found within the city limits.

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Funny story: Eating out....With Phrank Phraser

Eating out....With Phrank Phraser

Standing impressively in a car park on a modern retail park, The Snack Attack Eat n’ Go had our mouths watering the moment we arrived. The menu – although not extensive – was adequate enough to suit the tastes of even the most picky eaters.

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