The Election Fixer - Want to stay in power forever? Want to avoid silly little things like democracy? The the all-new election fixer is for you.
Developed at laboratories in Moscow by Professor Putin, the renowned scientist and despot, the election fixer is a revelation. Gone are the days of military coups and juntas. Now you can maintain power whilst pretending to follow the constitution. And no need to use a close relative to fix election results for you.
Recently road tested by Robert of Zimbabwe who said "This is a welcome addition to my arsenal. I will rule forever."
Yes, election results will be a thing of the past. 9 out of 10 despots who have tried it recommend it.
