Innovations Catalogue Item No 6

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

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The Election Fixer - Want to stay in power forever? Want to avoid silly little things like democracy? The the all-new election fixer is for you.

Developed at laboratories in Moscow by Professor Putin, the renowned scientist and despot, the election fixer is a revelation. Gone are the days of military coups and juntas. Now you can maintain power whilst pretending to follow the constitution. And no need to use a close relative to fix election results for you.

Recently road tested by Robert of Zimbabwe who said "This is a welcome addition to my arsenal. I will rule forever."

Yes, election results will be a thing of the past. 9 out of 10 despots who have tried it recommend it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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