Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 20 November 2008

image for Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sibling Senate Ethics Committee hears
Putin screwed his sister according to NATO reports

Washington AC/DC - (Hairy Ass Mess): The Senate public appointments standards watchdog has heard evidence that desperate Secretary of State-wannabe Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sister.

The testimony emerged after NATO military intelligence published files showing Bill Clinton had been sucking off the Russians all his life.

Clinton, 69, has now amassed a $350 million slush fund from dodgy Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association oligarchs.

The former president has used every trick in the book to hide the cash origins of his Clinton Foundation including backing US Tanzanian embasssy bomber Barack Obama for the White House.

Raam Emanuel and Tom Daschle are Opus Dei toerags.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
55 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more