Moscow - (Plutonium-210 Mess): Humorless Russian Prime Monster Vladimir Putin has warned a Moscow meeting that the 'era of cheap gags' about his manhood is over.
In a keynote speech to members of a loose grouping known as the Gags Exporting Countries Forum Putin said he was fed up with having his stature diminished by cheap cracks and ribald innuendo.
He also vowed to set official satire output quotas, similar to those imposed by the Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association, under the aegis of the state-owned Gagzprom quango.
The organization monitors illicit doctoring of bona fide humor with artificial adulterants 'like laughing gas' in its most virulent isotopic form of Helium-3.
Maria Sharapova says it's all a load of old balls.
