Written by Daniel Williams

Friday, 13 February 2009

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In an exclusive interview, Sarah Palin sat down to tell the world just why she gave her children names that would leave them resenting her for the rest of their lives.

On son Track: "Because Todd and I had to make tracks to get married after he was conceived. But don't tell anyone."

Bristol: "'cause those darn democrats just make me bristol with anger."

Willow: "That was an inside joke between me and Todd. I once told him 'you will owe me big time once this damned baby is out'"

Piper:(giggling) "That's actually my pet name for Todd"

Trig: "I like guns"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarah Palin, Names

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