Republican VP hopeless Sarah Palin has launched a campaign to collect big bucks to fund future disabled candidates for high office.
Her pledge to advocate for persons with disabilities during her fiasco ridden run for VP was at first believed to be inspired by her or her daughter's Down's Syndrome child, Trig. But in light of the tragic footage of Governor Palin's linguistic and cognitive confusion during the campaign, most observers now believe that she hopes to qualify for the dollars contributed to the Retards Can be Presidents Again Fund.
In an upcoming commercial George W Bush appears with Palin in a conversation that is pretty much incomprehensible. An over voice spoken by the late Charleston Heston noted for his dance innovation and miraculous parting of a cinematic cellophane Red Sea, reminds listeners that retards have even won re-election in the US of A.