Things reached boiling point in the continuing war of words between two of the world's leading microelectronics companies yesterday.
Japan's giant Fuji Electronics Corporation have issued a writ against Fiji Microelectronics Corporation for "deliberately copying our name, and using said name to gain advantage"
Carol Vorderman, spokesperson for Fiji Microelectronics said, "Pah! We've never even heard of them here in Fiji"
Miss Vorderman, 42, looked relaxed as she swung on a hammock slung between two gently swaying palm trees, wearing just a sarong and a smile. Although the string hammock had left little diamond marks on the back of her thighs, it did not diminish the staggeringly attractive pair of bared breasts that acted as a pendulous counterweight to the hammock's gentle swaying.
She probably made some other statements but none of the reporters present were paying much attention.
An enraged spokesman for the Fuji Electronics Corporation, Mr. Mustapha Kamir said angrily, "Bloody 'ell - Me first day in't bloody job an' this 'appens. She's got 'er wongers out t' try an' distract yer. Tha's got t' look at big picture 'ere lads. Are yer lis'nin'? 'Ere, I'll gi'thee a clout wi' me shoe. P'raps tha'll pay attention then!
Fuji Electronics Corporation later issued a statement explaining that Mr Kamir had been fired for "gross misconduct" after chasing assembled press out into the car park.
