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Thursday, 21 August 2008


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image for Jesse's 'Rainbow Coalition' Plans To Disrupt Democratic National Convention!
Typical Rainbow Coalition member who gave all his money to Jesse

It's the first time since the 1984 Democratic National Convention that the Reverend Jesse Jackson will not be speaking at the Convention (this year in Denver).

Somebody forget Jesse? Nah! Said an ardent Barack Obama supporter, "When a brotha calls a fellow brotha a nigger and says he wants to cut off the balls of that other brotha, we shut him down for good!" So, goodbye Jesse and your repulsive hanger-on, another Reverend, and, a buffoon, the 53-year old Al Sharpton, who's respected like flies on dung!

"Do you brotha Reverends grow on chitlins dumped into the trashheap of defunct political philosophies?," said Dr. Jamabe Rabinowitz Abama, this past weekend. Abama is Kenyan liaison to the Omama camp and a first cousin of Barack. He's the guy resposible for the campaign promo, "The Big Barack Attack!" which MacDonald's is suing regarding the asserted violation of its winning slogan, the "Big Mac Attack."

Of course, in the end, we're referring to Jackson's supposedly "off-mike" remarks on a Fox radio interview in its Chicago studio in July in which an apparently-closed and "dead" mike caught Jackson verbally castrating Obama and then later referring to the Dem's nomimee-apparent, as a nigger, a violation of one of Jackson's key tenets.

Jackson is clearly livid that he is no longer top dog on the totem pole of black leadership and cannot deal with his fall from grace. From thoroughbred to mongrel, Jackson is enraged that an upstart Senator, "only a one termer and appealing to whitey," so he says, "has stolen my, Jesse's, limelight." Face it, Jackson, you're history and the 66-year old should recognize it as soon as possible.

And, we can expect his string of affairs over a 40-year period to come rushing out in all directions like a pin-pricked, filled-to-capacity water balloon. Just as John Edwards succumed to the available hottie Rielle Hunter, we can only imagine that a string of Sharmelles, Katanyas, Tamrishas and Pashiras to come out of the woodworks of Jesse's past. The womanizer, Jackson, has always had his entourage of groupies and he's always been ready to sow his seed for the downtrodden of his race.

Well, we at Brotha and Sista News and Views tell you and Sharpton to not pack your bags and to not show up in Denver on August 25. You are personas non grata!

However, our parent organization, Black Culture Forward, has learned that Jackson will be bringing in 300 "Rainbow Troopers" from his Rainbow Coalition to storm the podium from headline prime-time speaker Michelle Obama on August 25 to try to deliver a Los Bravos type rock song parody of "Black Is Black" with lines starting with

"Black is black
I want my Party back."

Forget it Jesse. Obama has his followers set up to remove your butts from the Convention hall if your try a coup at the Big Microphone and will expel all your Rainbows into a torrential downpour of disrespect from your fellow blacks.
You 66-year old 'has been' and your partner-in-crime, the racist clown Al Sharpton are out, O-U-T. Face it brothas and go fill yourselves up on some Bar-B-Q. And, save some money on the airfare at the same time!

Written by John R. Blastthem-um-mogo
© 2008 Brotha and Sista News and Views

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