In the witch hunt of the summer, the Bush Justice Department has turned into a Salem Crucible. At the center of the trials stands one cute blonde necromancer, Monica "Goodie" Goodling. Accusations against her involve her use of the dark Rovian powers to turn sow's ears into silk purses.
Apparently the prosecution believes that Goodie Goodling invoked the evil Lord Rove in her black magical transformations of Republican janitors, butchers, bakers and electricians into Justice Department attorneys, investigators and judges. Well qualified Democrat professionals claim that they have been turned into newts by Goodling during their interviews with the Justice department.
The dark Lord Rove denied any involvement in anything to do with Justice and Goodling mocked the idea that she would be involved in Black magic: "Republicans don't really get involved in hiring anything black...you've got the wrong party!"
