McCain Sends Wife Cindy to Topless Contest for Christ, Country and Campaign!

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Thursday, 21 August 2008

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John McCain told a motorcyclist's gathering in Sturgis, South Dakota that he told his wife Cindy that:" With a little luck she could be the only woman to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip!"

ESPN recently reported that contestants in the Stugis Standoff often end up topless and some time sans bottom covers. Mccain retracted his remarks when he learned that his failing hearing missed the fact that it is the Miss Buffalo Teat Contest.

McCain spokesperson told a convention of Christian conservative prudes that the Repub candie would never put his wife in a position where she was naked! The Miss buffalo teat contest chairperson said that he thought it was part of McCain's Cuntry First slogan:' I was going to tell him that usually the cuntry doesn't purse its lips till the finale!"

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