Written by walter

Monday, 21 April 2008

'When the cat's away, the mice will play' is a general truth, but tying down the cat and releasing the mice is a heinous crime.

The proverb is the result of man's incessant observation. Perhaps, it was first used literally, but later, metaphorically.

Greedy business men and prostitute scientists, hand-in-hand, have pushed the world to the brim of total destruction. One day, they extensively propagate the amazing worth of a product, say, multivitamins. Next day, they refute their previous achievements.

What have they really accomplished? Nature is too powerful to be conquered with invented toys and gadgets. Briefly, her message, particularly in medicine, has always been: 'An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure'.

The insane tampering of greedy people is not limited to commodities; their interference, in the past 30 years, has unfettered extremism. To them the terrible price ordinary people pay is nothing but a worthless collateral damage!

Given that psychology is not an exact science, their tampering with social psychology has pivoted round nothing but the 'trial and error' method, which sooner or later, like their other achievements, will backfire. As to extremism, they should have followed the wisdom of 'Let sleeping dogs lie".

The sponsored extremism is snowballing. Criminals, culprits, mobsters, scoundrels, deceivers have all joined forces. They have found an outlet in a dynamic ideology to release their pent-up motives.

Sponsored extremists are breeding fast in many cities which are presently bending under spiraling inflation, high prices and diminishing supply of staple food.

For instance, how do you interpret the case of a young female adult, normally ugly, one of 15% of a nation, who arrogantly carries her signature by putting on head-to-toe long loose black thick overall cover, black gloves to hide her skin from men, army issued boots, and emitting a foul body odor due to constantly wearing the same sweat-drenched dress all year round, while shouting 'Down with the Western life style'?

Paradoxically, the same female brazenly pretends, in public, reading a very difficult English text, while she is sitting next to two men crammed in the backseat of a private junk car working as taxi. During the trip, she constantly keeps warning the man sitting next to her to gather up his clothe so that the lap of his jacket will not touch or overlap her loosely spread head-to-toe cover on the backseat.

As a matter of fact, she could have ridden the imposed segregated bus service on which females have a reserved section with windows fully draped to hide female passengers from being seen by men. How can she dare behave like this unless she is Protected, Encouraged, Sponsored and Trained by advocates of extremism?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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