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Funny story: Couple In Dispute After Vermin Deaths

Couple In Dispute After Vermin Deaths

After an incident in which a family placed a rat trap which snared seven creatures over a period of five days in their kitchen, a debate has taken place over whether the victims were rats or mice. "The ugly, scrawny, filthy vermin that weren't cle…

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Funny story: Mouse Ran Over Sleeper's Arm

Mouse Ran Over Sleeper's Arm

There's nothing as annoying as being rudely awakened in the middle of the night by some noise or other from outside in the street, but that wasn't the case for one man in the very early hours of this morning, when he was wrenched from his slumbers by…

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Funny story: Freezing German farm cats give farmer filthy looks and 'down tools!'

Freezing German farm cats give farmer filthy looks and 'down tools!'

(NOT EDITED) Eifel, Germany: A bunch of shivering farm cats, not allowed into the farmhouse because they should be doing their jobs; hunting mice in the barn, and outside, have decided to go on strike because their butts are too cold! Farm cats ca…

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Funny story: Rat Trap Glue Snares Flies!

Rat Trap Glue Snares Flies!

A man has revealed how the Rat Trap Glue product his wife bought at the market to snare a family of mice living in his roofspace, can also be used to get rid of the nasty hazard of household flies - in their zillions! Moys Kenwood, 56, whose wife...

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Funny story: Mice Caught On Rat Trap Images Now Available!

Mice Caught On Rat Trap Images Now Available!

A story covered in the pages of satirical news website TheSpoof.com yesterday, about mice having been duped by an improbable rat trap contraption, has been given credibility by the publishing of photographic evidence. Moys Kenwood, 56, told how he...

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Funny story: Rat Trap Glue Really Did Work!

Rat Trap Glue Really Did Work!

A man who had "severe doubts" as to the potential effectiveness of a pest control product that his wife brought home from the market, was forced to concede he had been premature in his analysis, after a total of seven mice fell victim to it in four d...

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Funny story: Romanian gang teaches mice to steal

Romanian gang teaches mice to steal

Romania- In an unusual case, a mouse was seen carrying a €100 euro note in its mouth which drew the attention of a homeless man in Bucharest, Romania. Mice running away with fruits or snack items from stalls is a common sight, but stealing money...

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Funny story: Woman Locates Missing Socks

Woman Locates Missing Socks

(Frackville, PA) Shelley Hoax, 74 and a life-long resident of Frackville, PA, unexpectedly discovered "every damn sock" that she believed she had misplaced for the past 50 years. She came across the find Saturday morning completely by surprise.

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Funny story: Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

In another U.K. "first" The British Association for Parasitic Worm Development has discovered that internet worms can be permanently eliminated by a single treatment of dog wormer medicine. The computers will have to be treated by qualified veter...

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Funny story: Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...

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Funny story: Scientists can implant false memories into mice, only a matter of time before men have fake memories of wild sex they never had

Scientists can implant false memories into mice, only a matter of time before men have fake memories of wild sex they never had

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that substantiates the belief that we can implant false memories into mice. This could have far-reaching implications in terms of men and how fondly they think back to their younger days...

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Funny story: Mice experience satanic ritual abuse memories when scientists 'mess with their heads'

Mice experience satanic ritual abuse memories when scientists 'mess with their heads'

Cambridge, Massachusetts - Scientists have frightened the bejaysus out of millions of furry little critters by implanting inaccurate memories in their brains in experiments aiming to explain false-memory syndrome. Yeah, that's right. In scenes...

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Funny story: Asian Cup nymphomaniac mice competition

Asian Cup nymphomaniac mice competition

Singapore Expo will be home to the world's best and top breeds of nymphomaniac mice this weekend. The Japanese ornamental mice industry has a worldwide following of passionate enthusiasts, hobbyists and those in this business. These female mi...

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Funny story: My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e September 8th 2012

My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e September 8th 2012

Monday Last song I hear before leaving the house is Call Me Maybe by Carly someone or other (Ok its Jepson - I'm embarrassed I know that, but I'm claiming its research) The song is stuck in my head for THE WHOLE DAY. And now it's in yours. That is how life works. Tuesday There's A Mouse loose Aboot the house. We put down glue traps in kitchen corners. Mouse doesn't fall for (into) them. Not...

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Funny story: Britain's legacy of rodent soldiers

Britain's legacy of rodent soldiers

A new film is in the cinemas which aims to shed light on a little known chapter of Britain's military history. Entitled "War Hamster", it tells the story of a young man called Albert Furbottom who takes his pet hamster with him to fight in the First World War. Albert is only aged 15 at the outbreak of the war, but after seeing all his elder brothers sign up, he follows them to the recruitment o...

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Funny story: Ebola vaccine success in New Jersey

Ebola vaccine success in New Jersey

Ocean City, N.J. Scientists tested a new vaccine: protecting mice from the Ebola virus, according to an obscure journal entry brought to our attention by local policeman, Constable Finass, who is investigating the possible related disappearance of hu...

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Funny story: Durex make worlds smallest condom!

Durex make worlds smallest condom!

Scientists at the worlds leading prophylactic factory have been working night and day to produce a condom that will fit the smallest penis known to mankind. The project has been kept under wraps for many years and has only come to light after an...

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