Top 7 Signs in Florida

Written by Warren Redlich

Monday, 3 March 2008

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We didn't see this sign.

We saw some great signs on our recent trip to Florida. Below is a Top 7 list. Three of these are real signs we actually saw, and four are made up. Can you guess which are real? Scroll down to the bottom and I'll list the real ones.

7. Road Sign in Miami: Havana 90
There's no bridge you know ...

6. Road Sign in Everglades: Resume Safe Speed
What were we doing before?

5. Bar Sign in Key Largo: Thursday - Lesbian Night
Is this meant to attract lesbians, or men who want to watch them?

4. Restaurant Sign in Palm Beach: Golden Showers
They just need to work on their English

3. Bumper Sticker: Don't Blame Me - I Voted For Nader
I blame you.

2. Development Name in Lake Worth: Gator Haven
No thanks.

And the number one sign:

1. Development Name in Lake Worth: Journey's End
I'd rather keep living.

Scroll down to see which ones are real ...

#1, 5, and 6 are real signs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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