Paris Hilton New Jail house Address :) Write Me!

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Thursday, 17 May 2007


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New California Lynwood Hilton

LYNWOOD, CALIFORNIA (PENAL DIGEST) --Paris Hilton will be trading Prava for a Los Angeles County Jail orange jumpsuit and mug shot. Hilton found guilty on misdemeanor charges of driving without a California Drivers License, will be incarcerated for the next three weeks (Her time behind bars has been shortened). Now that she is doing her time there is no reason you can't write her or send her flowers & gifts to give her abysmal surroundings some homey touches to make her stay palpable.

Starting Friday you can begin to correspond with her at this address:

Mail for female inmates at:
Century Regional Detention Facility
11705 S. Alameda Street
Lynwood, CA 90262

Booking No.: 9424185
Last Name: HILTON
First Name: PARIS
Middle Name: WHITNEY
Sex: F
Race: W
Date Of Birth: 02/17/1981
Age: 26
Hair: BLN
Eyes: GRN
Height: 509
Weight: 110
Charge Level: M (Misdemeanor)

Q: What are the inmate mail rules and regulations?

A: The Los Angeles County Jail has strict inmate mail procedures for security and safety reasons.
All inmates are advised repeatedly on these regulations and are instructed to notify anyone that might end mail or parcels of these acceptable procedures. Any mail or parcels that are received contrary to these guidelines will be returned "in tact" to the sender. However, any contraband identified, may be confiscated and booked into evidence. Many of the items not allowed are readily available through the jail stores, and are therefore not allowed.

Your cooperation when corresponding with an inmate will be greatly appreciated.
Your mail or parcel has been returned for the following reasons(s):

The following items are not allowed to be received through the mail:

Food or cosmetic items
Stationery, blank envelopes, envelopes with metal clasps, postage stamps,
envelops with gang or suggestive drawings/art work
Cash, personal or second party checks, traveler's checks, payroll checks
A single money order exceeding the $200 limit
Blank money orders (money orders must be signed and made payable
to the inmate)
Non U.S. Post Office out-of-state money orders (out-of-state money orders must
be from the U.S. Post Office)
Musical, plastic, plastic covered, blank, greeting or post cards larger than 6"x9"
Identification card or facsimiles
Paper clips, staples, pens, pencils, glitter, stickers, glued or gummed labels
Rosary beads, balloons, string bracelets, or other jewelry items
Lottery tickets or prepaid telephone cards
Cellophane tape or any type of tape on letters

With respect to photographs and computer-generated pictures, the following will apply:

A maximum number of five (5) photographs are allowed (inmates are only allowed
to possess five (5) photographs at any time)
Photographs or computer generated pictures must be a minimum of 2"x3" and a
maximum of 4"x6" size
Photographs or pictures that are nude, suggestive, showing gangs, gang tattoos,
or hand gestures (signs) are not allowed

With respect to books, publications, or periodicals, we will not accept:

Anything NOT sent directly from a bookstore or publisher
Anything of an explicit sexual nature
More than three (3) books per week

More than three (3) magazines per week

NOTE: the items listed above are current, however the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and the Los Angeles County Jail System has the right continually update this list and to return any mail item(s) if those item(s) are deemed potentially harmful or may cause a possible insecure environment to the general Inmate community.


Public Visiting Guidelines

For County facility visiting hours, Please call (213) 473-6080 at Inmate Information Center.

Middle name--WHITNEY
Booking no. 9424185---

Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF)
11705 South Alameda Street, Lynwood, CA 90262
Bus. Phone: (323) 568-4500 * Watch Commander: (323) 568-4506

General Inmate Information, call: 213-473-6100 or visit the:
Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF)


So there you have it . Be kind to the jailbird and please do not bake any cakes with files in it. I believe the prison has a "file" for those types of things. I tell you wit like this you can't buy.

Tell Paris, Moose&Squirell say "Aloha" !


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