Angelina Jolie Is Reportedly Out To Steal Jennifer Aniston's Boyfriend Justin Theroux

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 11 July 2011

NEW ORLEANS - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt brought their half dozen children to the Big Easy to get away from the hustle and bustle of their hometown Provence, France.

And while Brad was treating the kids to some Fun Meals at a local Burger Bandit, Angie was out shopping for some cosmetics.

Voodoo Dupree of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette caught up with Jolie at the Land of Makeup Boutique on Bourbon Street.

She asked Jolie what she was buying. Jolie sarcastically told her that she was purchasing some ribeye steaks. She then started laughing and told her that she was just funing her and that she had actually bought some new rouge that is great at concealing crow's feet wrinkles.

Dupree told her that she was still as pretty today as the day she stole Brad away from Jennifer. She quickly caught herself and apologized for her remark.

Jolie, who is 39, looked at her and told her that she was right and that she had stolen Brad from Jen but added that if Brad had not wanted to have gotten himself stolen then Marilyn Monroe herself could not have convinced him to leave poor little, mistreated Jenny.

Dupree mentioned that Aniston seems to be doing very well these days and that since the 'husband stealing' incident she is the number two ranked female money maker in Hollywood at $28 million per year.

Angelina smiled and asked her to please tell her who the number one ranked female money maker in Hollywood is. Voodoo did not miss a beat and replied "Why you are Miss Jolie - at $30 million per year."

"Thank you," Jolie replied as she licked her lips and gave Dupree a wink and a fist bump.

Miss Dupree then informed Jolie that she had recently interviewed the 42-year-old Aniston down at The Pancho Villa Resort Villa down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and that she is thrilled beyond belief with her new, younger boyfriend Justin Theroux.

Jolie asked if he was the actor who had starred in the 2007 movie Broken English with Drea de Matteo. Voodoo replied that she was correct and that Theroux had also appeared in the 2009 sequel Fixed French with Tatiana Del Toro.

Angelina got a very sinister look on her face. Voodoo asked her what in the world was she thinking. Jolie looked off into the distance and said that she has just made it her goal to steal Justin Theroux away from sweet little Jennifer Aniston.

When she was asked about the six kids she replied that after she steals Theroux away from Aniston that Brad can go back to his cute, slender, blonde California sweetheart and take the half dozen brats, as they call them with him.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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