Angelina Jolie Explains The Symbolism Behind Her Latest 'Crotch Region' Tattoo

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Monday, 16 May 2011

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Angelina Jolie proudly showed off her brand new tattoo to France's Le News Agency.

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie, half of the infamous Brangelina duo, proudly talked about her latest tattoo.

Jolie was asked what the new tattoo which she says is a Gothic looking numeral "7" actually represents.

She giggled and told Gigi de Maupassant of France's Le News Agency to be sure and tell all of her readers to rent her latest movie The Tourist in which she co-starred with Johnny Depp.

Angie noted that she is tired of receiving text messages from the film's producer whining and carrying on about how much money the motion picture lost.

Jolie then proudly showed off her latest tattoo, which is located on her crotch region. She pointed out that the number 7 represents the next child (the seventh one) that will come into her and Brad's life.

De Maupassant, stated that when she saw it, it was so new that it was still wet.

When she asked Jolie if she was going to be the biological mother she smiled and replied that she was way too busy to waste her time carrying a child.

She then noted that her and Brad will probably adopt a baby from a poor family living in a poor region. She was asked if she was talking about a baby from Kenya, Bangladesh, or the Philippines.

Angelina replied, no and that she was thinking more along the lines of a baby from Detroit, Cleveland, or Arkadelphia.

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