Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

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It appears that Angelina Jolie may soon become Mrs. Brad Pitt. (Photo by Maddox Pitt-Jolie).

NEW ORLEANS - Brad Pitt was in the Big Easy visiting an old director friend of his when he suddenly revealed an astonishing bit of information.

According to The West Coast Flaming Gazette, the actor who is 47, and has been living with actress Angelina Jolie, 35, for six years and has six children confessed that he is entertaining some serious thoughts about asking Jolie to marry him.

Pitt made these astounding remarks to noted director/producer Sheboygan Saddlewood as the two sat listening to stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree while drinking Hurricanes in The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club on Bourbon Street.

He confided to the famed movie maker that their kids are getting older and he and Angie feel that in order for everyone in the family to get that Brady Bunch feeling that marriage is the only alternative.

He did say that he realizes that Jolie is not exactly Jennifer Aniston when it comes to being even tempered, well-versed in American sports, and in cooking, but that he figures that, that falls under the category just can't have everything.

Pitt did say that in the bedroom department Angie is up there with all of his former girlfriends including his three favorite ones Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Christina Applegate.

Coquette Eucalyptus, who handled the Brad Pitt story for The West Coast Flaming Gazette also wrote the book on which Pitt's latest film Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternate Life Style was based.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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