Angelina Jolie Addresses The Rumors of 'Bare Skinned Snuggling' With Her 'Tourist' Co-Star Johnny Depp

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Angelina Jolie says that she actually made up the rumor about having George Clooney's baby to make Brad Pitt jealous.

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie says that she cannot believe the amount of gossip that is generated regarding her, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Piers Morgan.

Jolie said that she wants to clear the air by putting some of the rumors to rest. She remarked that first of all she is not having George Clooney's baby. She grinned and said that she has never even seen Clooney's wiener.

Next she noted that her and Johnny Depp did spend many hours after a day of shooting in her movie set trailer but she was quick to point out that they are both avid Pictionary fanatics and they would spend hours and hours playing that game.

She giggled as she stated that the rumors about her and Johnny (Depp) involved in bare skinned snuggling were simply not true and she added that she should know since she was there.

Jolie then stressed that she has no idea where in the world the rumor about Piers Morgan taking a ballpoint pen and writing "I love you Angie" on her left upper thigh came from.

Jolie said that for one thing, she has never ever met Mr. Morgan. And for another she uses a spray on tan and there is just no way that Morgan or anyone could possibly write anything on her upper thighs.

Angelina did want to state for the record that she really and truly does not mind the rumors because after all that is what helps to keep her in the public eye.

She did confess to a reporter for France's national news publication Le News that she did start the rumor about her having George Clooney's baby, but added that she only did it to make Brad jealous.

Jolie will soon start filming the Intaglio Enricolini romantic comedy motion picture 'The Adventures of The Mustard Cutters' with Billy Ray Cyrus, Billy Crystal, Billy Zane, and Billy Idol.

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