Lady Gaga Reveals That She Has a Lasciviously Lustful Crush On Charlie Sheen

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 8 June 2011

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A drawing that Charlie "The Space Alien" recently drew of himself.

BOISE, Idaho - Lady Gaga who is definitely a one-woman travelling carnival sideshow has confided to one of her back up singers that she finds Charlie Sheen to be quite an intriguing individual.

Gaga was in Boise visiting the infamous One Potato Two Potato Museum when she revealed her attraction for the man known as "Tiger Blood Boy."

Lady Gaga was asked by Taffeta Kixx of iRumors if she had ever met Sheen before.

She grinned and said that she had met him once before when he was married to Denise Richards and the two were having dinner at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Restaurant in Queens.

Gaga noted that she went up to Sheen and asked for his autograph and as he looked up from his plate of Sweet and Sour Wolverine he noticed that she was wearing an outfit made of salad ingredients.

He smiled as he put down his glass of Sangria Wine and told her that he would gladly give her his autograph if she would allow him to have one of her croutons.

She readily agreed and the two exchanged pleasantries. She then told him that she enjoyed his television sit-com Two and A Half Men and he told her that he enjoyed hearing all of the comments, rumors, innuendo, and scuttlebutt about her being a hermaphrodite.

Lady Gaga informed Miss Kixx that she does not know what has come over her but that ever since Sheen quit his hit show and gave up his weekly salary of $1.8 million she has found herself fantasizing about him and admits to having a lasciviously lustful crush on him.

She informed the iRumors reporter that since Sheen is now single that she would like to see about possibly hooking up with him for a nice, devil-may-care weekend down in the Louisiana city known as the Big Easy, New Orleans.

Taffy Kixx and iRumors will bring you any further news in Lady Gaga's admission of her physical, mental, emotional, spiritual, and extraterrestrial attraction for Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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