Lady Gaga admitted yesterday that she had once spent some time in a garden shed with two other people, although she drew the line at revealing the sexes of the other two people involved.
It's a little known rumour that the flamboyant songstress is reported to be 'extremely keen' on sheds, although it remains unclear which type of shed she prefers.
Outside observers believe that Lady Gaga generally prefers a shed with windows it, in the Alpine style, with double doors and a porch, although a small minority insist that she prefers a plain 6x4 without windows and a padlock on the door.
Gaga revealed that as a child, she once read comic books and shared fizzy drinks with two childhood friends in a shed in Queens.
As she recalled, she was probably sitting between a lawn mower and a bicycle at the time.
Speaking on a Maine radio station based in Portland, Gaga said:
"Yeah, I once schmoozed in a shed with a couple of cool kids from the hood. There was, like, no sex involved, cause I was like, about eight years old. We drank soda and looked at a Homer Simpson comic book. It was, like, kinda cold outside at the time. So we went into the shed. I can still remember that Simpsons comic book. Bart told some cop dude to eat his shirts or something like that. It kind of stuck with me all my life. I guess you could say it was a defining moment."
Lady Gaga can now officially be added to the list of celebrities who have a thing about sheds.
Like Ant and Dec, roly-poly Bolton funnyman Peter Kay, and celebrated journalist and TV presenter, Sir Trevor McDonald.
Manchester City manager, Roberto Mancini reported that he wouldn't be seen dead in a shed.
"Hey, we won a trophy after 35 years! Why would I have a thing about sheds?" he asked. "Git the fuck outta here!"*
More as we get it.
*Editors note: Swearing added for gratuitous purposes only.
