Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Have Both Agreed To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 6 June 2011

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Selena Gomez says she is really looking forward to appearing on Dancing With The Stars. (Photo courtesy of Piper Palin).

TARZANA, California - Due to the amazing success that Dancing With The Stars had with two very young dance contestants this year, the producers have approached teen stars Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez about appearing on the next season's edition of the dance show.

The producer of DWTS Bernadette Penderlicki informed Bijou Silhouette of The Left Coast Mirror Magazine that two of this years contestants Chelsea Kane, 22, and Romeo Miller, 21, received a lot of votes from the younger viewers who tuned into the show.

Kane who is a very popular Disney Channel actress and Romeo who is a well know hip hop artist both brought some much needed youthful exuberance to the show that has lately included such older contestants as Kirstie Alley who is 60, Florence Henderson who is 77, and Cloris Leachman who is 85.

Miss Silhouette said that an unnamed insider with the show told her that she had never in her life smelled so much Ben Gay before.

She added that she found boxes of pitless prunes scattered throughout the backstage area and once even found three bottles of Geritol stashed in the equipment room behind some floor stage lights.

Meanwhile Silhouette remarked that Justin and Selena, who are still a very hot item, are both really looking forward to their appearance.

When Selena was asked if she would be jealous knowing that Justin would be dancing quite intimately with someone as sexy as Chelsie Hightower, Lacey Schwimmer, or Anna Trebunskaya she just giggled.

She then quipped that what is good for the goose is good for the gander because she expects to be dancing with such popular good looking pro dancers such as Mark Ballas, Dmitry Chaplin, or maybe even Cheryl Cole's future husband Derek Hough.

June 6 is National Be-Bop-A-Lula Day.

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