Selena Gomez Says She Hates All of The Hate Mail She Has Been Receiving Because She Is Justin Bieber's Girlfriend

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

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The scene from Justin and Selena's $1,800 a night hotel room in Maui, Hawaii.

MAUI, Hawaii - One of the happiest couples in America has been having a great time swimming and frolicking on the beautiful Hawaiian beaches.

Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez are no longer trying to hide the fact that they are indeed an item, as they say in West Hollywood.

They have spent their vacation partaking of the various Hawaiian delicacies including Barbecued Mahi Mahi Smothered in Jellyfish Ovaries, Grilled Huli Huli Hubba Hubba Piranha Lips, Opakapaka Winfrey Basted Seagull Kabob Simmered In Coconut Shell Shavings, and Justin's favorite, Hawaii Five O Oh Me Oh My Oh Ohio-Style Parbroiled Pig Patellas.

Bieber told Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine that he has over 7 million fans who follow him on Twitter and added that he cannot believe how angry about 600 or so of them are at the fact that Selena is his main squeeze, as they say in Pensacola, Florida.

Meanwhile Selena told Miss Tallyho that she hates all of the hate mail that she has been receiving and to be sure and let everyone know that Justin gathers it all up and tosses it into the trash can.

Selena, smiled and wanted to be sure that the Left Coast Mirror Magazine readers were informed that she is the lucky girl who gets to put her flip flops underneath Justin Bieber's bed.

She then took a sip of her Diet Dr. Pepper, fed Justin a Hawaiian Luau Coconut Raisin Cookie, and remarked that she is Bieber's babe and that if the millions of JB fans don't like it then they can just build a bridge and get over it.

Tequila Tallyho will stay in Hawaii and continue covering the Justin Bieber - Selena Gomez story for Left Coast Mirror Magazine.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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