Pippa Middleton Family To Market Justin Bieber Merchandise - Selena Gomez 'Not Bothered'

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 29 May 2011

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I Can't Believe I Just Read That Load Of Old Pony!

Teen Disney sensation Selena Gomez is reportedly "absolutely not bothered" by the revelation that Pippa Middleton's family are to market Justin Bieber merchandise on their family party products website.

Despite insiders saying that Justin - worth millions - found Pippa to be a bit of a stunner as he watched the Royal wedding on TV, Selena is not remotely concerned that her teen idol boyfriend may be tempted to stray.

With a foxy older woman.

"I don't know why you guys insist on reporting junk like this," Selena quipped. "It's just a merchandising deal. It happens all the time. It's not news. Justin's my guy, besides, he probably wouldn't know what to do with Pippa if he had the opportunity."

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, commented:

"Selena is right. It's a load of bloody nonsense. There's nothing to suggest that there may be anything going on between Pippa and Justin. That would be ridiculous. They're both pretty much spoken for, as far as I can ascertain. Selena's right to not be bothered. Anyway, bugger off. I'm busy. I've got to pan fry some pork chops and boil up some Jersey Royals for me tea."

Which just about sums it up really.

More as we get it. But probably not.

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