Madonna to Star in New Movie about Opus Dei Founder

Funny story written by Sebastian Flyte

Friday, 13 May 2011

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Pop tart Madonna, who has reportedly ditched Kabbalah and joined Opus Dei, announced that she will star in the sequel to "There Be Dragons," a movie released this Friday about Opus Dei founder Saint Josemaria Escriva.

"I have always been fascinated by Catholic religious symbols," Madonna said. "Now I can finally explore this interest in a way that isn't deeply sacrilegious."

"There Be Dragons" was an action-romance film set during the turmoil of the Spanish Civil War.

In the sequel, Madonna will play an auto factory worker from Detroit who meets Saint Josemaria during a vacation in Spain. The sequel will be called "There Be Wagons."

The sequel will include new original music by Madonna, including songs to be titled "Like a Numerary" and "Padre, Please Preach."

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