John Paul Beautified

Funny story written by grimbo

Monday, 2 May 2011

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Former Led Zeppelin member John Paul Jones has been beautified after undergoing major cosmetic surgery in Los Angeles.

The 65 year old bassist has spent 3 weeks at the exclusive Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery in an attempt to get rid of the pitted skin that has afflicted him since a bad bout of teenage acne.

Its also understood that Jones has been given a number of botox injections designed to eradicate his laughter lines.

The bassist is expected to shortly rejoin his super group Them Crooked Vultures who are currently touring the States, then will go in the studio to record their latest single, the ironically titled "The Fizzog Remains The Same".

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