Kate Shocks Prince William On Their Wedding Night With A Brand New "Bikini Line" Tattoo

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 30 April 2011

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Inkblot Igor's House of Tats is pictured at the extreme left. (Photo taken by Sarah Ferguson).

LONDON - Prior to the Royal Wedding Day, Kate Middleton had confided to her sister Pippa that she had a wedding night surprise for William that she knew was going to literally knock his Royal socks off.

And reports from Brompton Boxgrove of The Tickety Boo News state that Kate was absolutely correct.

Boxgrove, who remarked that he received his information from a very close friend of the Middleton family, said that Kate had gotten a bikini line tattoo a little over two weeks ago when she had traveled to Liverpool with her long time friend Winnie Figgyfurst and Sarah Ferguson.

The three girls had gone to Liverpool, the home of the Beatles, to attend an Amy Winehouse concert at the St. Blimey Hall.

The next day Middleton, Ferguson, and Figgyfurst were given a personally guided toured to The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum by the curator Bickerton T. Featherstone.

Afterwards the three drove to one of the town's most prestigious tattoo parlors Inkblot Igor's House of Tats located on Pembroke Road near The Liverpool School of Tropical Medicine.

And it was there that Miss Figgyfurst convinced Kate to get her wedding night tattoo.

Sarah helped pick out the font and Kate at first was very hesitant but then when Winnie told her that no one but William would ever see it she quickly changed her mind.

And so Kate decided on getting a blue-green lettered tattoo on her bikini line that read "Kate + William 4 Ever."

Brompton Boxgrove stated that it is his understanding that when William saw it he was quite pleased and even commented on the sheer cleverness of the tattoo artist who was able to use two of Kate's freckles as dots for the "i's" in his name.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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