Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 20 February 2011

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How Katie Price and Barry George might look in a Comic relief double act special

London - (Catatonic Relief): He previously went nuts for singer Cheryl Cole and Sky News presenter Kay Burley.

This weekend the man who didn't kill Jill Dando said he'd love to join Katie Price on stage in a Comic Relief double act special.

Also once known as Barry Bulsara in tribute to famous Queen singer Farrokh Bulsaraq, later Freddie Mercury, Barry George feels an oncoming limelight rush.

This weekend he told pals at the Gowan Avenue Hard Rock Chippy how he'd been wowed by Price's TV act on Saturday.

The former big-bosom model donned a curly wig and kinky mustache for her Let's Dance For Comic Relief Freddie Mercury dance routine.

She's said to be horrified at the prospect of doing a double act with the Fulham nutjob whose infamous obsession with Crimebotch's Jill Dando earned him a totally spurious stretch in jail.

Katty Kay is 69.

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