Cheryl Cole becomes a Goth!

Funny story written by KATIE4DAMON

Saturday, 5 February 2011

Yesterday, Cheryl Cole announced that she will no longer be the sweet Geordie girl we all know and love, she has gone goth. So far in her trek to the dark side, Cheryl has dyed her hair dark green and binned all her false eyelashes and brightly coloured clothes. She has gone for a complete Marilyn Manson thing, by wearing all black clothes and makeup to a book signing in Florida, where she later passed out from the heat.

A spokesperson for Cheryl said "Cheryl is just trying out new things, uploading her image. She has decided to no longer song R&B but is going to do an album with My Chemical Romance."

It was also reported, that Chezza has turned her back on Black Eyed Peas star, Will I Am. They has been alleged argument between the two due to the fact that Will didn't like Cheryl's new found gothness.

What do you think, is just a passing phase or is Cheryl is just a new Amy Lee, singer of Evanescence?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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