David and Victoria Beckham, announcing the expectation of their fourth child, have pre-empted the media and revealed exclusively to all newspapers as well as Hello, OK and, by a special request from David Beckham, Exchange and Mart Magazine, the name of their new child.
In keeping with their traditional method of naming their children after their place of conception, child number four will be similarly named.
Toddington M1 Services Beckham is expected in the summer, and Victoria Beckham has already confirmed that it will definitely be either a girl or a boy, although husband David has admitted that he is not too sure.
Upon hearing the news, the President of FIFA was said to be useless.
