Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party

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Friday, 26 November 2010

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Friends of Kristen Stewart will probably get a great laugh out of the Ashley Greene embarrassment at a recent small party given by the head honchos of the Twilight movies.

A bit part player says that there were about fifty or so of them gathered into a large room and that there was lots of food, beer and conversation and that, as usual, Ashley Greene had Robert Pattinson backed up to the wall talking a mile a minute.

How was Kristen Stewart handling this?

"She was alright, as it usually happens when there's a get-together. I think she expects it and doesn't feel threatened by it."

She then introduced us to a lady who had catered the party, who had seen what had happened during the party from the first.

"There were only three bathrooms and the ladies had two of them but you know how we are. There was a line in front of each and one wound up with the actress..let's call her A.G., in it and I could tell that she had to go really really bad."

"I was pretty busy but by the time this actress got to the head of the line she finally couldn't hold it any longer, so she pushed the door open and several people saw another actress sitting on the commode."

"Then we overheard ...'Get up or I'll sit in your lap!' ....'Use the sink!' then we heard nothing until there was a big crash and somebody opened the door to see if anyone was hurt. When they did, there were two ladies present, one still on the commode and A.G. was on the sink that had crashed to the floor!"

"Water was going everywhere but she slammed the door, finished her going and then the door opened and the two came out, mad as wet hens because that's what they were."

The source said that the party broke up as the call went out for plumbers. The two ladies involved still yelling at each other and about a dozen people laughing their heads off, including 'Kristen and Robert'.

This is Dan Hillyard for the West Coast Post!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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