Kristen Stewart Showing A Lot Of Skin During Breaking Dawn Filming!

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Monday, 22 November 2010


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If you ever wondered why Robert Pattinson is so taken with Kristen Stewart, you might check the photos online today of the filming of 'Breaking Dawn, The Twilight Saga".

Of course, Pattison is wearing swimming trunks in some of the shots but the white bikini that is worn has even the cameraman looking back.

The final filming of the series is taking place in Brazil and there isn't much worn on the beaches there so the white bikini isn't topless but it is eye-catching.

"Pattinson has got a good thing going alright", stated Taylor Lautner. "Kristen has been overlooked because of the shots in magazines of Ashley Greene and others but believe me, Kristen is a knockout."

Exactly where in Brazil no one has been saying as they wouldn't be able to shoot the remaining scenes, although there are guards about.

Modern Brazil has some of the most beautiful scenery in the world but it appears that you are either well-off or have very little so most of those who have money, also have several guards around their property.

While there, one lady who owned a whole block for her and her grown children to live and whose Italian family has been here for over 100 years, had to move into a penthouse in Rio de Janeiro because of an attack that left a guard severely wounded.

But like Bob Dylan said: "When you ain't got nothing you got nothing to lose." So you have to be careful even when stopping for a red light or STOP sign.

This is Dan Hillyard for the West Coast Post!

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