Written by Nae mair crap

Sunday, 24 October 2010

image for X Facrot fears grow for mental health of La Minogue
jeez Danii, just chill

Following the Saturday night, singing fest and mega ego boasting X Factor, watched by 26 million viewers, it is reported that Danii Minogue had to take time to rest.

She is reported to have been struck dumb by the constant Louis v Cheryl v Simon hate in.

A spokesperson for Miss Minogue explained that Danii can no longer tolerate the insults and nasty remarks passing between the other three. He attempted to enlarge on his remarks but was knocked over by Louis as he chucked a Boyzone gold disc at Cheryl, screaming, "here take this I have plenty more. How many do you have Cheryl?"

Louis is, apparently, enraged by the performances and preferential treatment of Cher and Katie. He is certain that Mary will win and was provoked beyond reason when he heard the others criticise her choice of songs.

Mary simply remarked that this is her style, if you don't like it piss off!

Danii, meanwhile, is in massage and hypnosis therapy today as she prepares herself for the results show tonight. She intends to self hypnotise tonight so that she can enjoy her three contestants being voted through.

Who goes, they've decided already. Got to be Wagner and Belle Amie but look out for a shocker!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: X-Factor




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