Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that X-Factor wannabes Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel will both make it safely through this weekend's elimination round.
Even though neither were particularly good.
Sources told our reporter to put money on the much maligned pair to make it through this round, because there is no way that either of them will exit the contest at this point.
Which prompted questions regarding how straight this so called contest actually is?
When confronted, a man wearing platform shoes and with really weird dyed hair and a serious case of man boobs angrily denied that the show is in any way rigged.
"Oy you!" he shouted at our reporter. "Yes, you! I've told you about this before! Now go on! Sod off!"
So we did.
We won't stay where we're not wanted.
We can take a hint.
More as we get it.