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Thursday, 21 October 2010

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This week is Barbra Streisand week on the X - Factor.

Cher Lloyd is reported to have told her mentor, Cheryl, that she won't be seen dead singing "Second Hand Rose." Cher reckons that she ain't playing second hand nothing to anyone on the show. She believes that it is her show now and only has to go on, do a mischievous routine and walk away with the contract.

Her mum said even though her clothes are all second or even third hand out of the charity shops, she has her pride and won't do this song. Cher demanded, "Memory" but Mary's grabbed it so she can be compared more and more to Susan Boyle.

She reckons Mary can't match Susan's version, even though Susan always mucked up the first line of that song. She added that Cher can do a faultless version of "Memory" but she can't get Cher to wear a frock.

"Simon is going to toss a coin to see who gets to sing "Memory." said her mum, "But Louis won't give it to Cheryl so I think Cher is going to have to play second fiddle this time."

Cher pouted and stomped off in her second hand, Vivienne Westwood ensemble and Jimmy Atchoo boots.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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