Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

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Katie Hasn't Got Around To A Smooch With Madge...Yet...

X-Factor insiders last night revealed exclusively to Skoob Entertainment News that Katie Waissel is so desperate to stay in the competition that she really fancied snogging Cher Lloyd and Cheryl Cole, if only for the added publicity.

Katie, the subject of informed rumour regarding her status on the popular TV show apparently remains confident that she can yet win over the public with her winning smile and her amiably bubbly personality and Aretha Franklin-esque vocal abilities.

Even if it means a bit of hot lesbian action with Cher and Cheryl.

The sources said that Katie would be well up for a bit of rug munching action with the judge and her fellow contestant, and not just a hammy girly kiss but some full on torso twisting, involving erect nipples rubbing together and damp knicker syndrome.

They also said that Katie is fascinated by Dannii Minogue's breasts and would kiss Kylie's chocolate starfish asterisk thingy if she thought it would help her progress on the show. Or if she could sell the footage of any such encounter to one of the redtops for a six figure sum.

Apparently though, she drew the line at a beanflicking festival with Katie Price. Our source told us:

"Christ almighty! She may be a bit low rent but she's not that fucking cheap and nasty!"

More as we get it. And we probably will.

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