Written by Gay Larry

Monday, 11 October 2010

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He'll do nicely

Gay man Larry Sabu, 20, says the time has come for him to become a family man. He tells us that he is on the look out for a troubled cute teenage boy - preferably from Texas - to raise as his own.

"I want to take him out to all the teenage gay clubs and show him the gay scene - college football, school wrestling, that kind of stuff. We could maybe hold hands while we walk around the shops looking for man-bags and I would give him a big kiss goodnight before beddytime too", he said.

Larry says that his chosen kid will be brought up to respect other peoples rights and that he wouldn't mind if his adopted son wanted to date girls.

"It's ok so long as they are lesbians", he added.

Do you have a teenage son that you don't like anymore?

If so, then Larry would like to get his hands on him as soon as possible.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gay, adoption




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