Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 14 October 2010

image for Angela Jolie refused entry into Bosnia because her film's too "horny"!
Innocent Angela always gets her way, or else!

Angela Jolie's first attempt at film directing has received a "shot across the bows" from the Bosnian government.

They refused to let her into the country and vehemently refused to let her film there.

Also "glorious hubby", Mr Pitt, was left standing on the border because the Bosnians felt he was a bit too much of an "Inglorious Bastard", after all the Bosnian war is still fresh in their minds and Brad certainly acted like a sadistic Serbian killer.

The reason for the refusal is that Angela failed to mention that the film script depicts a love affair between a Serbian rapist and his Bosnian victim who fall in love with each other during the Bosnian conflict, hot and very controversial stuff!

Angela and Brad are attempting to prove to the Bosnians that their intentions are innocent and good and have promised to adopt a Bosnian orphanage if filming can proceed, who could refuse such an offer?

It just goes to show you, the rich and famous do have generous hearts even though it's cloaked by their "hidden agenda" Inglorious Bastards!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Angelina Jolie




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