Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber

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Wednesday, 6 October 2010

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Move over Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart in a new interview in this week's "The Daily Doozer", candidly admits that she has also been interested in young singing sensation, Justin Bieber.

"I don't think Miley and I are the only ones", she told the Tabloid. "I've seen the looks in the eyes of several other Hollywood actresses and performers."

The Daily Doozer" was the first to break the Miley Cyrus/Justin Bieber connection and has now apparently followed up with this new interview while it was hot, once again scooping the bigger tabloids and beginning to creep up with their circulation.

In the interview due out next week, Stewart admits that this has nothing to do with her relationship with Robert Pattinson.

"You see Bieber up on stage and you want to take him home with you.", the article continues.

Maybe the little guy has that certain attraction that a lot of other stars have had over the years. That means he'll always have staying power and possibly have fans thirty years from now as today's 50-60 year-olds still have the hots for Paul McCartney.

"I do hope he grows out of the 'water ballooning police' stage", admits Stewart. "Can you imaging what would happen if Justin was in prison for just one day?"

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