Justin Bieber, the adolescent pop sensation, has been booked to a do a special gig in the Vatican, for the Pope himself. The Pope told us this website recently: "When I saw this young man and heard him sing I knew I had to get him over to Rome. The cardinals will just love him."
We pushed the Pope on why exactly a teenage boy with a reedy voice would be so popular with the priests. Benedict started to cry:
"These cardinals - they are becoming so demanding with their demands. They are never satisfied. More, more, more they tell me. They are greedy for young flesh - and their tastes have become so expensive." He composed himself for a moment and then let out a great cry: "Run, Justin, run - don't let them get you."
